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कक्षा में शिक्षक ने पूछा : गांव और शहर में क्या अन्तर है ....??
एक बालक नें बहुत सुन्दर उत्तर दिया : इतना ही अन्तर है कि गांव में कुत्ते आवारा घूमते हैं और गौमाता पाली जाती है .....
और शहर में कुत्ता पाला जाता है और गौमाता आवारा घुमती हैं ...
.........जीवन का कडवा सच........
अनाथ आश्रम में बच्चे मिलतें हैं गरीबो के...!
और...
वृद्धाश्रम में बुजुर्ग मिलतें हैं अमीरों के...!
वक्त के साथ सब बदल जाता है
पुराने ज़माने में जिसे ........
👍ठेंगा कहते थे,उसे आज
👍like कहते है।।।।।।।
एक बालक नें बहुत सुन्दर उत्तर दिया : इतना ही अन्तर है कि गांव में कुत्ते आवारा घूमते हैं और गौमाता पाली जाती है .....
और शहर में कुत्ता पाला जाता है और गौमाता आवारा घुमती हैं ...
.........जीवन का कडवा सच........
अनाथ आश्रम में बच्चे मिलतें हैं गरीबो के...!
और...
वृद्धाश्रम में बुजुर्ग मिलतें हैं अमीरों के...!
वक्त के साथ सब बदल जाता है
पुराने ज़माने में जिसे ........
👍ठेंगा कहते थे,उसे आज
👍like कहते है।।।।।।।
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'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...
GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!
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oh my god
is it u
wahhhhhhhh..may kitne din se tum ko yaad karraha hu
so happy to see u
ajaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thora bateee ho jayeeeeeeeeeeee
ab dreams se wapos ajao
is it u
wahhhhhhhh..may kitne din se tum ko yaad karraha hu
so happy to see u
ajaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thora bateee ho jayeeeeeeeeeeee
ab dreams se wapos ajao
hiii..how are you..saalo me open ki h aaj id agar facebook par ho to msg karna ..bye
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- If all the humans start respecting Mother
hope their will be peace on earth.
Stop all dirty acts of Religion.
Adopt respecting Mother Religion.
Mother will teach us to serve...
So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots
to love the real Religion
that is Mother’s love...
happy night...keep smiling.
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--★,*”*,*”*,☆
☆,*”*,*”*,★Before Marriage
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage
Now simply read from bottom to top
Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile
call me immediately
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☆,*”*,*”*,★**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
I hope its not confusing
♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥
4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*,
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥
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♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**[/
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A fool may be known by six things anger without cause 
speech without profit change without progress
enquiry without object 
putting trust in a stranger mistaking foes for friends 
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunityA positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty
Wish u an optimistic life♥GOOD NIGHT♥
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.╰★╮╰♡╮╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥
♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮
Moon and sun
Booth are lovers
Love everyday
For day and night
Sun was very hot
Moon was very cold
But booth are loving
What...
Moon and sun
booth are lovers?
Long long
Years...
Moon and sun
loving...
day by day
making
night and day...
its nature
But runding
the earth help
of moon and sun
love...
is it is love.... ?
Morning Is A Wonderful
Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To
Care, To Smile And To See You In
Good Mood
One day Monday went toTuesday
to see Wednesday and
ask Thursday wheather
Frday has told Saturday
that SundaY is a FUN day
…Good Day…╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥
♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮--(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)-- ●A FEW FACTS ABOUT A LOVE RELATION●
♥mutual sharing♥
♥mutual caring♥
♥mutual loving♥
♥mutual understanding♥
♥mutual sacrificing♥
●These are the basic key to a perfect relation●
The ones who have any of these missing..
plz realize that u are with the wrong person..!
In most relations, what happens is that...
one is being loved too much while the other is not being loved at all..
one person is sacrificing and adjusting, while the other is not..!!
one person understands his or her lover's silence,
while the other fails to understand even their words..!!
Such a relation is imperfect and in the long run..
It gives you nothing more than a broken heart
and uncountable drops of tears..!!
Value your self, else no one else will...!!
Courage means to keep working a relationship,
to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems,
and to stay focused during stressful periods.
█ WISHING UR LOVELY LOVE RELATION █
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♥GOOD NIGHT♥● --(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)--╰❤╮☆
☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one timeMonopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND
SMILEIs not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...good night 
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☆◀♥▶♣☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆
Benefits Of Hugging▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally 
♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮
Spend $.2 buy a Pillow 
♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥
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☆◀♥▶♣Coz..
4 the 1st time in ur life
U wil find sUmthng realy
more beautiful dan ur dreams.."
GOOD NIGHT
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☆♡♥---Friendship isn't about chilling out together doing common things,
its about when you're in disappointment,
they'll be there for you...
To know your true friends is actually simple.
Just remember who lift you when you fall.
That's friendship all about...
We r born Alone, we leave Alone,
we die Alone, Through our love & friendship
can we create the illusion for a moment
that we r not Alone...?
I want our Relationship to b like Tom n Jerry,
no matter how many times we fight,
we won't be apart...!
Its ok to cry in a hard situation that you are going thru,
but you cant spend the rest of your life crying,
so wipe them and move on...
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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…
BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..
Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!
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HAVE LOVELY TIME..
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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.
.
I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
...
...
...
I am the best 
Qualities a friend must haveCute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆*
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*☆English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can☆*
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