FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake Though they may seem difficult face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
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Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
BECAUSE.............. they are the priceless creation by GOD dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!! ZZZZZzzzzzzz ╰♡╮☆╰❤╮╰❤╮☆╰♡╮
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words. .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. In each moment we should make an attempt to make the best out of it, whether it be a situation that is already positive, or whether it be a situation that we need to help spin in a positive light. Live every moment, and remember that eventually the future will be the present. Take time out to laugh each day, laughter is not only food for the soul, but it also helps to heal the soul in parts it may be broken.
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/35/6ab97085b21cfc6d47a640b8d30c4308.jpg" border="0"/> And Love... Love with everything inside of you. Love because love is the center of life. Our souls are filled with love, so be sure to thoroughly love whatever may be in our hearts. Love the people around you. Love your friends. Love your enemies. Love your Love. Love the memories you are able to make.
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LoVeLy NiGhT .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words. .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
ι aм noт yoυr ғrιend ιғ….. yoυ нave тo тнιnĸ вeғore yoυ ѕpeaĸ тo мe! мy preѕence ever мaĸeѕ yoυ ғeel υncoмғorтaвle! yoυ нave тo тнanĸ мe ғor everyтнιng ι do ғor yoυ! yoυ нave тo ѕay ѕorry ғor everyтнιng тнaт yoυ don’т do! yoυ нave тo aѕĸ мe ғor ғavorѕ! yoυ тнιnĸ ι woυld noт вe cυrιoυѕ тo ĸnow yoυr pнιloѕopнy oғ lιғe! yoυ go вy wнaт ι ѕay and do noт υnderѕтand wнaт ι don’т ѕay! yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт lιѕтenιng тo yoυr dreaмѕ woυld pυт мe тo ѕleep! yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт ѕeeιng yoυ ιn paιn, woυld noт вrιng a тear тo мe! yoυ тнιnĸ ι do noт reмeмвer тнe ғιrѕт тιмe we мeт! yoυ don’т ѕee тнe тнoυѕand wayѕ ι тry тo мaĸe yoυ нappy!... So, enjoy every drop of water either from sky or from eye!!!
">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496427_093903634a3237de002419de63e675.gif" border="0"/> When we are in ANGER, we are just one letter short of DANGER… BUT, When we are GOOD to other, we are one letter more that GOD…
">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496424_74.jpg" border="0"/> Every1 may not be good, but there is something good in everyone!!!! so never make a constant image for everyone!!!! Bcoz every saints has a past, and every sinner has a future!!!! Don’t stop, build new dreams and think always that in your way, NothinG iS iMpoSSibLe. ">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496428_b622cbd98d0bf58fd96604ab1ac550.jpg" border="0"/> Choice is ours… HappY NiGhT
Smilesmilesmile it removes the tension of your file, let there be even a huge pile, you can complet them with a smile. smile beautifies yeur face, with it; you win a race, let it be an unsolved case, you can solve it with a smile on face
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/d74179c1298472814f9ffd637b1d76fa.jpg" border="0"/> A Smile is a sign of Love, A Smile is a sign of Care, A Smile is a sign of Cheer, A Smile is a sign of Trust, A Smile shows how you can, Be happy even in hard crust… A Smile is a sign of Joy, A Smile is a sign of Hope, A Smile teaches you how you can, Remove the clouds of Mope… "Remember to always dream. More importantly to make those dreams come true and never give up " SMILING NIGHT ╰★╮╰★╮
★·.·´¯`·.·★ ♥ ♥ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ Respect is something that’s given for free.. Respect is about us and never about me.. Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded.. Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded.. Respect builds the character and defines who we are.. Respect sets the standard and raises the bar.. Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil.. Respect is the partner that sits with good will.. Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived.. Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received.. Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn.. Respect must be given before an expected return *~*~*Happy night*~*~* ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ♥ ♥ ★·.·´¯`·.·★