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denilskim
12 years ago
A Driver Was Driving His Boss
To The Airport, The
Boss Noticed That He Forget An
Important Document
@Home So He rush Back Home ,
His Wife Was Bathing With Soap At Her Face, The
Husband tip-toe & Touch
Her Neck, The Wife Responded
You'Ve Drop My
Stupid Husband So Fast? Don't
Rush We'Ve The Whole Weekend To Spend Together,
Am Even Praying For
Him To Plane Crash So That I
Can Enjoy You Till The
End Of My Life! She Noticed The
Person Was Quiet, So She Quickly Wash The Soap Out
Of Her Face & Saw Her
Husband Standing In Front of
Her ... THE QUESTION IS:
*If You 're The Wife What Will
You Do?
*If You 're The Husband What
Will You Do??
comment plz
denilskim
12 years ago
Think thz.. Was A Very Happy Person.
My Wonderful Girlfriend And I
Had Been Dating For Over A
Year, And So We Decided To
Get Married. There Was Only
One Little Thing Bothering Me … It Was Her Beautiful
Younger Sister. My Prospective
Sister-in-law Was Twenty -
two , Wore Very Tight
Miniskirts , Without
Underwear Or A Bra. She Would Regularly Bend Down
When She Was Near Me, And I
Always Got More Than A
Pleasant View. It Had To Be
Deliberate. She Never Did It
When She Was Near Anyone Else. One Day “little” Sister
Called And Asked Me To Come
Over To Check The Wedding
Invitations . She Was Alone
When I Arrived , And She
Whispered To Me That She Had Feelings And Desires For Me
That She Couldn’t Overcome .
She Told Me That She Wanted
To Make Love To Me Just Once
Before I Got Married And
Committed My Life To Her Sister. Well, I Was In Total
Shock, And Couldn’t Say A
Word. She Said, “I’m Going
Upstairs To My Bedroom, And
If You Want One Last Wild
Fling, Just Come Up And Get Me.” I Was Stunned And
Frozen In Shock As I Watched
Her Go Up The Stairs. When She
Reached The Top She Pulled Off
Her Panties And Threw Them
Down The Stairs At Me. I Stood There For A Moment, Then
Turned And Made A Beeline
Straight To The Front Door. I
Opened The Door, And Headed
Straight Towards My Car. Lo
And Behold, My Entire Future Family Was Standing Outside,
All Clapping! With Tears In His
Eyes , My Father-in-law
Hugged Me And Said, “we Are
Very Happy That You Have
Passed Our Little Test…..we Couldn’t Ask For Better Man
For Our Daughter. Welcome To
Our Family!!!” And The Moral Of
This Story Is: Always Keep
Your Condoms In Your Car...if u were da one wht culd u do?
denilskim
12 years ago
Today, many will awaken
with a fresh sense of
inspiration. Why not you?
Have an inspired day & Good
Morning ^dia blessd day
najmejoon
12 years ago
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denilskim
12 years ago
THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE
PLS DNT IGNORE 1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 =
1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 =
123456787654321
...111111111 x 111111111 =
123456789876543 21 Now, take a look at this... If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R
ST U V W X Y Z
(Is represented as...)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. If: H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 =
96%
But: A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
Then: L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O -D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 =
101% Therefore, one can conclude
with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and
Knowledge will
get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of
God that
will put you over the top!
It's up to you if you share this
with your
friends & loved ones just
the way I did... HOW MANY LIKES FOR THIS
DISCOVERY...feetbck me
denilskim
12 years ago
Love is a friendship set on fire n evry love we send out to others wll bounce back to u,mail me on{denilskim1@hotmail.com}thnx and hope we know each other much.
denilskim
12 years ago
Love is a friendship set on fire n evry love we send out to others wll bounce back to u,mail me on{denilskim1@hotmail.com}thnx and hope we know each other much.
denilskim
12 years ago
Mens r suppose to love and protect there womens not to hurt & bettray thm
denilskim
12 years ago
morng i live coz of christ
denilskim
12 years ago
Let the peace of christ rule in your hearts for you were called for peace
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12 years ago
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denilskim
12 years ago
Life is too short to wake up with
regrets. So love the people who
treat you right and forget about
the ones who don't. Believe that
everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes
your life, let it.
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12 years ago
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denilskim
12 years ago
if you love me love ma baggage too
denilskim
12 years ago
Hi joy,cheack your privete box,gud morng
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12 years ago
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denilskim
12 years ago
two key factors;live & work,do we work to live or we live to work.
hawk63
12 years ago

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denilskim
12 years ago
if you dont fit to the suitation you r at the moment change activity
denilskim
12 years ago
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall
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